Judge McKay to Resign, Become President of Argentina

In light of his shrinking, declining, and deteriorating law practice (even by his own standards), Judge McKay, over the two week Holiday hiatus, applied for and was hired by the Argentine Legislature, to become President of Argentina for a term not to exceed 12 weeks. Judge McKay will bring his team of Sjt. Newell (Minister of Viniculture), Sjt. Feliciano (Ambassador to Puerto Rico), Sjt. Gold (Attorney General), and Sjt. Goodman (Court Jester) to the Presidential Palace for the swearing in next Saturday. A live feed to the Court will be provided.