NISI PRIUS BREAKS NEW GROUND AGAIN
NAMES FIRST DINNER CLONE

Judge Meyer launched The Court of Nisi Prius into the future last week with his announcement that science and superior hygiene have made it possible to cobble together a Besse double as the first “Dinner Clone.” The Judge noted that, “Although extra hair and some other improvements were engineered, the Dinner Clone is only a prototype and may be more emotional and prone to nesting than the Besse original.” Indeed, Serjeants familiar with the Dinner Clone have noted that there seems to be something more than a little different here. Serjeant Klug, for example, has commented that the Dinner Clone dresses “funny” and throws like a “girl.” However, as Serjeant Sterling points out, so does Serjeant Jorgenson.

The DC has already announced a “double bourbon minimum” for her Saturday sessions and has let several Serjeants
know that the current Clerk is “hot.”

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