ONE HUNDRED AND THIRD YEAR FIFTEENTH SESSION--REIGN OF MEYER, J.
NOTICE OF MEETING:
SATURDAY, APRIL 5, 2003, 12:00 noon
Hermit Club -- 1629 Dodge Court -- 216/621-2325

LEWIS AND CLARKE STRIKE PAYDIRT
SEND “BEST REGARDS” TO SERJEANT STANTON

Serjeants Lewis and Clarke have fulfilled almost all of President Jefferson’s original hopes. They have mapped their way to the Pacific, documented numerous discoveries and spread the reputation of the “great white father throughout the northwest. Unfortunately, the map was lost in a bar fight in Missoula, Montana; most of their discoveries involve penicillin, and Judge Meyer has been besieged with paternity suits.

Lewis and Clarke have formed a mutually satisfactory relationship with a nubile, young native girl with the stage name Sacagawea, who they discovered polishing brass fixtures in a Butte, Montana disco bar. Serjeant Clarke has reportedly fallen for Sacagawea, who he fondly refers to as “Sparky.”

The Court has ordered Serjeants Lewis and Clarke to return to the jurisdiction shortly for a full and incoherent report of their expedition. In the meantime, Serjeant Lewis has asked that Serjeant Stanton “keep those checks coming.”

 

 

 

  
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