Confirming various, previously unfounded rumors, the Court has discovered that Sjt. Lansdowne has been
spending all of his Saturday afternoons at the PC Bar & Grill since lisping his final lines as Tommy Hilfiger in
the Grand Assize. Sjt. Lansdowne reportedly is regarded as just "one of the boys" around the PC bar, where
his colorful outfits and spontaneous outbursts in song and dance are said to be received in real cabaret fashion
by many admiring patrons.

The Court has Ordered Sjt. Lyon to determine whether Sjt. Lansdowne is susceptible to the confusing similari-ty
between NP and PC and to take action as may be necessary to protect the Court's exclusive jurisdiction. In
the interim, the Court also will be keeping an eye on the PC for anticipated sightings of missing Sjts. Hammer,
Hooker, and LaPorte. For most of us, however, Court will continue to convene at its customary venue.