ONE HUNDRED AND THIRD YEAR SEVENTH SESSION--REIGN OF MEYER, J.
NOTICE OF MEETING:
SATURDAY, JANUARY 25, 2003, 12:00 noon
Hermit Club -- 1629 Dodge Court -- 216/621-2325

SERJEANTS LINE UP FOR FAME AND FORTUNE

The Court of Nisi Prius has announced a ground breaking partnership with Mattel for the license of Grand Assize performances to be used in a new line of Barbie dolls targeted for the mature, female market. Judge Meyer hails this arrangement as financial salvation for years of mismanagement by previous administrations, while Mattel executives are equally pleased with the broken down characters now available for new markets.
Below are a few of the new Barbie concepts anticipated by Mattel insiders:

Facial Hair Barbie
As Barbie’s hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

Flabby Arms Barbie
Hide Barbie’s droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front - two MuMu’s with tummy-support panels are included.

Hot Flash Barbie
Press Barbie’s belly button and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.

Post Menopausal
Barbie
This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book “Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self” is included.

Divorced Barbie
Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car and Ken’s boat.

 

 

  
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Schultz, L.
Clerk


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