JAROS FLAUNTS HER VICES

Following the Serjeants' apparent acceptance of her exhibitionist tendencies, and in a state of exuberant over-confidence, DC Jaros has now decided to aggressively confront the Court with her smoking vice. What sort of example is this for the younger Serjeants, still in their impressionable years! The Court needs leadership whose vices are not contagious.

VOTE FOR JUDGE MEYER
Nobody was ever hurt by second-hand fat.