ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTH YEAR SIXTEENTH SESSION--REIGN OF JAROS, S.

NOTICE OF COURT SESSION:
SATURDAY, APRIL, 10 2004 12:00 noon
SCRIPT SESSION
Hermit Club -- 1629 Dodge Court -- 216/621-2325


 

Defectors from the Secret Committee, a loquacious Union Club busboy, and semaphore intercepts between the D.C. and Sjt. Goodman have enabled the disclosure of portions of this year's Grand Assize skits with at least 11% accuracy. The highlights will include:

  • A "Chorus Line" -style production performed entirely in monkey costumes
  • A war on terrorism skit that includes the song "The Planes In Spain Are Safer Than The Trains" and that ends with a choreographed finale entitled "The Al-Quaida Polka"
  • A quick opener about OPEC performed by mimes
  • A duet by Sjts. Carson and Rains about global warming.

Find out for yourself!

SCRIPTS PASSED OUT THIS WEEK

Bonus Extra: Silver Chevrons for Sjts. Karch and Strimbu.
     
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MERSOL, G.
CLERK


Extra: Next Court session will be Saturday, April 17, 2004

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