His Honor wanted to pass on a few of the exciting items on the Docket for this week's meeting that you will surely not want to miss, including:

Sjt. Jeavon's annual exhilarating but somewhat tardy report on Groundhog Day,

Sjt. Stanley Jaros' annual "he was there" update on Neophyte training (including his primitive but provocative illustrations ).

And a surprise visit by Alice Robie Resnick who will be stopping by for cocktails and a special award to a serjeant.