RAISE YOUR GLASSES NOW ON HIGH…OOPS, THERE’S A SIREN!

As a result of recent developments, Ohio’s Highway Patrol has beefed up its field sobriety test. Fortunately for the Serjeants of Nisi Prius, Judge Hearey obtained a copy of the test, and the answers, which are shown below. Be careful out there!

Q. How do you put Senator Voinovich into a refrigerator?

A. Open the refrigerator, put him in, and close the door. Sheesh, this was the easy one.

Q. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

A. Did you say “open the door and put him in”? Wrong. First you have to take out the senator. Gee whiz.

Q. Tarzan is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which doesn’t show up?

A. The elephant. He was in the refrigerator. Now concentrate hard…

Q. You must cross a river but it is inhabited by fierce piranhas. You do not have a boat. How do you get across safely?

A. Swim. The piranhas are at Tarzan’s animal conference, so there’s no danger. Happy Trails!!