ONE FOR THE AGES

This august (even though it doesn’t meet then) Court is 105 years old. What else enjoys such an advanced age?

		Redwood Trees
		Sea Turtles
		Sjt. Gold's Liver

We can’t interview a tree or a turtle, but the liver was eager to speak. “Talk about entrapment! Where was I supposed to go?” it reported, not without bile. “Remy Martin, Genesee, Beafeater, you name it -- I’m like a rock at the bottom of Niagara Falls.” Pressed for detail, the liver declined to spill its guts, but confided, “Wait for my book.” Watch for it at Borders: “After The Cuervo Gold Rush: My Story” (Young Pub. Co.).