This long year draws to a close and most of us have visions of sugar plums, faeiries, eggnog, or some illegal combination of the three. Others have more lofty ambitions -- Hillary Clinton already started her '08 presidential campaign, so has Sjt. Juliano's cousin Rudy. Judge Hearey, as well, is contending with early challengers for the Court's top job.

"I've already got the hat and the swagger for the gig."

"I'm next in line. We're going alphabetically, right?"

"In this get-up, I can't miss in the red suburbs!".

Thus, in the holiday spirit of shameless pandering, enclosed is a small but poignant reminder of the Reign of Hearey, for your personal use or for re-gifting. Happy Holidays!