LEFACE OF LEBRON

By now you’ve surely heard that Lebron James suffered a fracture after being elbowed by NBA thug Dikembe Mutumbo after the Rockets star taunted Lebron (“Does your face hurt? It’s killing me! Hahahaaaaa! [Whap!]). Knowing that the Chosen One is using a plastic face shield for games, the Court has come to the rescue by donating an array of masks bearing the likenesses of certain serjeants; which one is used for a game depends on the “message” Lebron wants to send to the opposing team.