Neophytes & D.C. Announcement

Jan. 28, 2006—The Ziegler Court perfected the first ever "virtual" Chevron presentation on Saturday before a packed house of clueless serjeants. Members of the Court presented Sjt. Newell’s Ruby Chevron live at an undisclosed but highly select location (left) while Bailiff Rains, assisted ably by Sjt. Wendell, orchestrated flawless holographic Courimages at the Hermit Club.

Based on the significantly lower bar bill incurred for spirits imbibed by spirits, Jedge Ziegler has announced a Court initiative to consider additional Virtual Court Sessions, and even a virtual Grand Assize.

There is some concern, however, regarding the clarity of the audio portion of the virtual presentations. The serjeants at left, when asked what on earth they were doing, professed to be practicing for "knee fights" that are to take place on February 4.