Not to be outdone by last week’s presentation of "It’s a Mitzvah Life," this week some serjeants from Jones Day will present their own Holiday favorite, "Miracle on East 9th Street." Heralding the birth of their Savior, the show is sure to delight as the serjeants sing some traditional firm Holiday favorites like "Do You Bill What I Bill?," "Jolly Old Dick Renkert," "Silent Night, Non-Billable Night" and associate favorites "Good Kid What’s-His-Name" and "The Little Dumber Boy."

If all of that doesn’t move you, please show up anyway because we’re wearing our robes.