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NOTICE OF NO COURT SESSION: SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2007, 12:00 noon Hermit Club—1629 Dodge Court—216/621-2325 |
No session this Saturday. The Court (Robenalt, J., presiding) is conducting an investigation into the recent discovery that attempts were made to steal this Week’s Election by packing the voters’ rolls with Replacement Serjeants from Pakistan who were not licensed to practice law in Ohio. At the center of the inquiry is Sjt. McKay. McKay, discovered to be on a recruiting trip to Lahore, Pakistan (figures: McKay out looking for Lahores), was heard to remark as rioting began: “What the Hell does having an Ohio license matter? No one checks, anyway!!!"
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MCGOWAN, J.
CLERK
FIRST COURT SESSION? Saturday, November 17, 2007, starting at 10:00 a.m.
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